by WHPC Staff | May 1, 2026 | Morning Show
So apparently… Hollywood has officially run out of ideas again. According to reports (and yes, we did minimal homework on this), Amazon is thinking about maybe possibly rebooting The Apprentice—the OG reality show where people wore suits, yelled about spreadsheets, and got dramatically fired for breathing wrong – originally hosted by our now-President, Donald Trump.
BUT here’s the wild part: they’re floating Donald Trump Jr. – Trump’s son – as the potential host.
How is this possible?
- Amazon owns the rights now after buying MGM (because of course they do).
- Executives have had “early discussions” about rebooting the show.
- It is NOT officially happening yet—like, not even close.
- No one has even been formally asked to host.
So basically… this is still in the “group chat idea at 2am” phase.
Reality TV production has actually declined a lot in recent years, and most hits today are just long-running franchises limping along. So rebooting this is basically: “Let’s revive a show from your parents’ DVR era and hope TikTok cares.”
Would we watch? Probably. Ironically. With snacks. While tweeting.
Would we take it seriously? Absolutely not.
25 WAY FUNNIER HOSTS THAN DON JR. – Thanks ChatGPT!
CHAOTIC ENERGY HOSTS
- Kevin Hart – Fires you while laughing at you
- Gordon Ramsay – “This BUSINESS PLAN is RAW!”
- Nick Cannon – Somehow adds a drumline
- Cardi B – Boardroom turns into a roast session
- Pete Davidson – Fires people mid-joke
ACTUAL BUSINESS(ISH) PEOPLE
- Mark Cuban – Legit but savage
- Barbara Corcoran – Passive aggressive queen
- Daymond John – Street-smart energy
- Elon Musk – Fires contestants via tweet
- MrBeast – Last one not fired wins $10 million
COMPLETELY UNHINGED PICKS
- Snoop Dogg – Boardroom but chill
- Shaquille O’Neal – You’re fired and dunked on
- Dwayne Johnson – Fires you motivationally
- Ryan Reynolds – Sarcasm level 1000
- Kim Kardashian – “You’re fired. Take a selfie.”
COLLEGE-CORE CHAOS HOSTS
- Emma Chamberlain – Just vibes, no structure
- Kai Cenat – Boardroom becomes Twitch stream
- Addison Rae – TikTok dance elimination round
- Logan Paul – Somehow involves energy drinks
- Alix Earle – GRWM: Firing contestants
ACTUALLY PERFECT HOSTS
- Steve Harvey – Turns firings into game show moments
- Ken Jeong – Pure chaos doctor energy
- Tiffany Haddish – Loud, funny, ruthless
- Will Ferrell – Anchorman but corporate
- Jon Stewart – Roasts everyone intellectually
by WHPC Staff | Apr 30, 2026 | Morning Show
We’re gonna be honest: at this point in the semester, we are held together by iced coffee, vibes, and the promise of summer break.
So when Dunkin’ dropped its 2026 summer menu, we collectively said: this might actually get us through finals week.
The Drinks That Are About to Carry Us Academically
First up: Black Cherry Refreshers.
These are not your boring “hydration” drinks—these are “I haven’t slept in 36 hours but I feel alive” drinks.
- Cherry Lime Rickey? Sounds like a summer situationship.
- Cherry Daydream? That’s literally us staring out the window during class.
- Bonus: they’ve got caffeine (green tea base + B vitamins), so yes, this counts as productivity.
Also: limeade is now a thing. Raspberry, coconut, matcha?? Dunkin really said: what if hydration… but chaotic?
The “Dirty Soda” (We Have Questions… But Also Need It)
Dunkin’s new Dirty Soda = Pepsi + coffee milk + cold foam. We don’t understand it. We don’t trust it. We will absolutely order it.
Apparently it’s based on a viral trend and is meant to be creamy, fizzy, and caffeinated at the same time. So basically… it’s like if soda and coffee pulled an all-nighter together.
Oreo Drinks = The Real Reason We’re Still Enrolled
- Oreo Cloud Latte
- Oreo Matcha (???)
- Oreo Coolatta
- Oreo Coffee Chillers
Yes, they’re loaded with cookie crumbles, espresso, marshmallow foam, and probably zero concern for our GPA.
These drinks are less “morning coffee” and more “reward for simply attending class.”
Bonus: Sugar to Emotionally Support Us
Also on the menu:
- Fruit Punch donuts
- Fruit Punch Munchkins
Because nothing says “I’m coping” like eating something that tastes like a Capri Sun in donut form.
Final Thoughts (From Students Who Are Hanging On by a Thread)
Here’s the reality: Finals are coming Our sleep schedules are gone Our motivation left weeks ago. But this menu? This is hope.
So yeah… summer isn’t here yet. But with enough caffeine and questionable drink decisions, we’ll get there.
by WHPC Staff | Apr 29, 2026 | Morning Show
So apparently… people used to meet in real life. Like… outside. With eye contact. Without stalking someone’s Instagram from 2017 first.
We found this list from “Body and Soul” of ways to meet “dateable humans” IRL and decided to translate it into something that actually makes sense for college students.
1. Step One: Look Up From Your Phone (We Know, Horrifying)
The article basically says: stop staring at your screen because no one is going to approach someone who looks like they’re texting their therapist mid-crisis.
Translation: If you’re glued to TikTok in public, the only thing approaching you is your screen time notification.
2. Your Classroom = Lowkey Dating Pool
You’re already forced to be there. You already suffer together. You already complain about the same professor.
That’s basically marriage.
3. Join a Club (Yes, Even the Weird Ones)
Chess club. Improv club. That one club that meets at 9pm for no reason.
You might meet someone… or at least someone who also made a questionable life decision that night.
4. The Gym (But Like… Don’t Be Weird)
You’re both sweaty. You’re both struggling. Romance.
Just don’t hit on someone mid-deadlift unless you want to get benched emotionally and physically.
5. Coffee Shops = Main Character Energy
Sit there. Sip your overpriced latte. Pretend to do homework.
Maybe someone will fall in love with your “I’m productive but actually not” vibe.
6. Parties (The Classic)
Go to the party. Talk to strangers. Lose your voice yelling over music.
Worst case: you get free pizza.
Best case: you get a number you forget to text.
7. Friends of Friends = Pre-Approved Humans
Meeting someone through friends is basically like: “Hey, this person has already been background checked.”
Less risk. More chaos.
8. Volunteer (Be Hot AND Helpful)
You’re saving the world AND increasing your chances of meeting someone decent? This is what we call a two-for-one special.
9. Grocery Store (Mainly for the Bit)
The article suggests this. We don’t know why.
But imagine: “Hey… do you know how to pick a good avocado?” Boom. Wedding bells.
10. Talk to People (This Feels Illegal)
Apparently… you can just start a conversation. No DM. No swipe. No algorithm. Just vibes.
11. Eye Contact (Advanced Level)
Hold eye contact for more than 0.3 seconds and suddenly you’re in a Netflix rom-com.
Or you panic and look at the ceiling. No in-between.
12. Singles Events (Yes, They Still Exist)
Speed dating is back. And honestly? Kinda iconic. It’s like rapid-fire interviews but for your love life.
13. Bars (Shocking, We Know)
But instead of just yelling “WHAT?” over music… maybe actually talk to someone?
14. Get a Hobby That Requires Leaving Your Room
If your only hobbies are:
- scrolling
- laying down
- rewatching the same show
…you’re not meeting anyone except your DoorDash driver.
15. Stop Being Afraid of Rejection
You will get rejected. We all will. But according to experts, it’s part of the process and not the end of your life (even if it feels like it).
16. Be Slightly Approachable
Take out your AirPods. Uncross your arms. Don’t look like you’re about to fight someone.
17. Group Hangouts > Isolation Mode
Going out in smaller groups (or even alone) makes it easier for people to talk to you.
Huge groups = socially terrifying.
Small groups = slightly less terrifying.
18. Go Literally Anywhere New
If you only rotate between:
- your bed
- your kitchen
- your friend’s couch
…your soulmate is not magically spawning there. Try a new place. Shocking concept.
19. Lower the Pressure (You’re Not on “The Bachelor”)
Not every interaction has to be “THE ONE.”
Sometimes you just:
- meet someone cool
- make a friend
- or get a funny story for the group chat
And honestly… that’s still a win.
Final Thoughts (From Tired College Students)
Meeting people in real life sounds terrifying…. but also kinda refreshing?
Like yeah, dating apps are convenient…. but so is eating ramen every day, and we know how that ends.
So maybe:
- look up from your phone
- go outside occasionally
- talk to one (1) human
Worst case: awkward moment.
Best case: you meet someone cool.
by WHPC Staff | Apr 28, 2026 | Morning Show
Let’s talk about the biggest lie ever told to college students: “Just get an entry-level job.”
OH REALLY?? Because apparently “entry-level” now means:
👉 3 years experience
👉 2 internships
👉 Know 17 software programs
👉 Be 22 years old with the life experience of a 45-year-old
So we went digging through this study from WalletHub that ranks the best entry-level jobs—and translated it into what it actually means for us… aka broke, sleep-deprived, group-project-carrying college students. Apparently, the top entry-level jobs are things like:
- Engineers (all types… because of course)
- Software developers
- Healthcare roles
These jobs have big starting salaries, actual job openings (imagine that), and career paths that don’t immediately spiral into existential dread.
At the bottom of the list?
- Low-paying clerical jobs
- Certain manual labor roles
- Jobs where the growth potential is basically “good luck”
Not saying don’t take them—just don’t build your entire life plan around them.
Here’s where it gets weird. Some jobs start off kinda mid… BUT turn into absolute money machines later. We’re talking:
- Financial analysts
- Tech-adjacent roles
- Data/marketing paths
So yeah… the job that pays “meh” right now might actually be the one that lets you afford rent and groceries later.
Here’s what we’re actually taking from this:
1. Your first job is NOT your forever job
If it is… respectfully… panic.
2. You are allowed to be strategic
Don’t just take the first thing that hires you unless your bank account is screaming.
3. Growth > vibes
Fun job with no future = fun for like… 6 weeks.
4. If the job says “fast-paced environment”
That means stress. It always means stress.
Nobody knows what they’re doing after college. Everyone is guessing. LinkedIn is 80% performance art. But if you can land something that:
✔ teaches you real skills
✔ gives you options
✔ doesn’t make you cry in a bathroom daily
…you’re already winning. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to apply to 47 jobs, hear back from 2, and emotionally attach to both.
by WHPC Staff | Apr 24, 2026 | Morning Show
Alright… imagine this: it’s Friday night, your group chat is blowing up, nobody has money for actual catering… and then someone drops the most dangerous idea ever:
“Wait… what if we just catered the party with 7-Eleven?”
And suddenly… history is made.
THE ULTIMATE COLLEGE PARTY!!!
We didn’t just throw a party.
We threw a “why didn’t anyone think of this sooner?” event.
Because now—this is real—7-Eleven is officially offering full-on catering. Not snacks. Not just late-night runs. We’re talking actual party food delivered like it’s a legit event.
Picture walking into a college party and instead of sad chips and one melted pizza… you see:
- 14-inch pizzas stacked like a buffet
- Breakfast sandwich boxes (because yes, this party WILL go until morning)
- Lunch boxes & salads (for the one responsible friend)
- Taco bars with chips & queso (yes, a literal taco bar from a gas station??)
- Breakfast tacos (hangover prevention, basically)
And if that wasn’t enough… they’ve also got:
- Crispy chicken sandwiches
- Wings (boneless, saucy, chaotic energy)
- Handheld snacks that scream “grab and go back to the dance floor”
And don’t forget about drinks.
- Giant cups
- Energy drinks everywhere
- And of course… the legendary Slurpee flowing like it’s a soda fountain at Coachella
(Yes, millions of those are consumed daily worldwide, so clearly we’re not alone in this lifestyle.)
Let’s break it down like college students:
- Cheap-ish compared to real catering
- Available basically everywhere
- Fast and easy ordering (through services like ezCater + delivery apps)
- Way more variety than pizza-only parties
- Zero effort, maximum vibes
Also… there’s something hilarious about telling people: “Yeah, we got the party catered… by 7-Eleven.” Because nothing brings people together like:
- tacos from a convenience store
- wings at 2AM
- and someone yelling, “WHO FINISHED THE SLURPEE?!”
Honestly? Forget fancy catering. 7-Eleven just became the official sponsor of college chaos.
by WHPC Staff | Apr 23, 2026 | Morning Show
Let us paint you a picture. It’s 2:13 a.m. You’ve got three assignments due, your bank account is screaming, and the only thing in your fridge is… vibes. Bad vibes.
And then—BOOM—out of nowhere, the universe drops the greatest idea since “free pizza at club meetings.”
White Castle is rolling out up to 1,000 automated kiosks that sell hot sliders. Yes. Hot. Sliders. From a MACHINE.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
These things are called “Crave & Go” kiosks, and they’re basically vending machines… but instead of sadness snacks, they give you actual food. Like, real White Castle sliders. On demand. No human interaction required. No judgment. No closing time.
Even better? They’re being placed in places where we actually live our chaotic lives:
- College campuses (HELLO??)
- Hospitals
- Workplaces
- Basically anywhere people are tired, broke, and hungry
Let’s break this down like a broke college economist:
- Dining hall closed? Kiosk.
- Too lazy to walk off campus? Kiosk.
- Friends bail on late-night food run? Kiosk.
- You just failed a test and need emotional support sliders? DOUBLE KIOSK.
These machines literally cook your food when you order it, so it’s not just sitting there all sad like a gas station hot dog.
White Castle is teaming up with a company that builds automated food tech to make this happen nationwide. The goal? Put sliders in places where full restaurants don’t exist.
Translation:
Even if your town has ZERO White Castles… you might still get one.
Just… in robot form.
Look, some people might be worried about “automation” or whatever.
We’re worried about surviving finals.
If a glowing machine in the corner of campus can hands us a warm bag of sliders at 1:47 a.m. after we just spent 6 hours pretending to understand the textbook… then honestly?
That machine is our best friend.
White Castle didn’t just invent a kiosk.
They invented hope.
If one of these shows up on campus… we’re never leaving.
